Episode 73: Piranha 3D (2010)

Well look who came crawling back... John returns for swimming with Porn Stars, Body shots, unfortunate yachting accidents and John's Quiz Piranh-Ya or Piranh-Na!

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Piranha 3D is a 2010 American 3D horror comedy film that serves as a loose remake of the comedy horror film Piranha (1978) and an entry in the Piranha film series. During spring break on Lake Victoria, a popular waterside resort, an underground tremor releases hundreds of prehistoric, carnivorous piranhas into the lake. Local cop Julie Forester (Elisabeth Shue) must join forces with a band of unlikely strangers—though they are badly outnumbered—to destroy the ravenous creatures before everyone becomes fish food.

Directed by Alexandre Aja, the film stars Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott, Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Jessica Szohr, Steven R. McQueen, Christopher Lloyd and Richard Dreyfuss. A sequel, Piranha 3DD, was released in 2012.

Piranha 3D received generally positive reviews, with film critics praising it as a fun and entertaining B-movie.

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Transcription:

Hello everyone, and welcome back to a hundred things we learned from film, The podcast with me and with my co host John. Welcome back, big man. Guess it was back back on crack. I'm a man. How are you doing? I'm all right. It's been a long time. It's been there. There's been something mess in my life and it was that's some Prann has, but that's was definitely more messing than life. Yeah, I would argue so, but you've been busy with your new job, so you're you're still doing that. So we'll see what happens with this over the next few months, but we will certainly be providing you with some filmatic action trainings. Nearly, almost back than straight training day. Oh God, if it was great, done it really agree virgin media? It got shit on me. Yes, so we're the PODCAST. God, it kind of remember what we do where the podcast stress little a hundred things from every film that we talked about. John watched it, I watched it, we made some notes and we tried to come up with a hundred things make you laugh, make cry at possibly this film out of you Middle Tie. It's like a ran and you're a John. What do we watch? Yeah, de Thosan tens, very under or over rated, Rana, D, Perrana D. now, first of all, before we even get started anything else, the D in this right, as on Netflix? I that you were some Netflix as well. Right. Yes, the D on this has not been scaled particularly well. So they've just basically flattened the D to make it look like the shunkiest effects in the world. As bad. It's really bad. Yeah, loose shut a place, everything's place, because it's maybe d but it's just rubbish. Yeah, absolutely, he had had a couple, had a couple of high points. Yeah, Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely. I enjoyed myself. What else could we have been talking about in two thousand and ten? So we've got a few. Body done two, then ten bar. What we could have watched was I am and to Super Oh that's pretty grim. Yeah, pretty grim and Golivers travels fucking out Jack Black, right, the beginning of the end for Jack Black. Question Mark. Yeah, certainly was a low point. And gaget Lord Thant it the last airbender PSC Jackson in latent, the Od Chez, Oh God, did yeah, because there's a lot of them and those classies titans. There is one of the NARNIA farms documented one time and one I really enjoy it. I'm probably need go back to is shot island. Yeah, now and know the ending. I don't think I need to go back to it, but I'm going to going to give an because there's a couple were things of Senna, a couple of sort of things. You may have mass and it's intrigue. Mission going to go on O goal. Okay, on on, and that's two thousand and ten smashing. Let's run through it, right. We Start Open with this mess of Messathlific era dig site. Right, so I was kind of like, Oh, the mess of Mesolithic era, that's quite interesting. Yet so a Dick site is basically what they're doing is they're looking for fossils, but there's nobody there and there's nothing happening. Instead, in a boat there's a bloke showing singing, show me the way to go home. It was a bit on the fucking nose for me. There's really as an it kin, southern that was made famous by drawers. Yeah, and it was rectual grevous. Second it Richard Drive for singing it. Yeah, at the the song is by Mitch Miller. Right, yeah, Bitch. Miller was a famous musician. Reached number one in the US with yellow rows of Texas and number one in the UK with Senor, Senor Sena. He died on his ninety nine birthday. While there you guys, I've seen him. Well, couplay someone's it was written in nineteen twenty five by role their songwriters, Jimmy Campbell and Reggie Connelly. All right, yeah, so's the bag. It's can't imagine anything as Popul one nine hundred twenty five than that song. To be honest, I'm saying a few times when a way back, if we bloody problems, and I from from the drinking, drinking and brilliant, it's really strange that it's the one thousand Nin hundred and twenty five song, yet they're all singing that in like one thousand nine hundred and seventy eight. It's jewels. So, yeah, right, weems like fifty years old at that point, because I was looking at the facts and all, look at look at up itself, and it just says was famous and needed really fire, but then had a resurgence after joys and it wasn't it. There read that, but thought that should drefous. Oh my God, that's turning doors and a yeah, I are too on the nose. Yeah, he's pished and he's fishing. He's doing this fishing and I was kind of written here. Wink. Aren't we filmmakers so clever? Yeah, as ours. It's a shame. Is Real, because the phone itself, there's a lot of talent and the film. But yeah, just seems must be the pacheck. There's plenty of talent in the film son. He hooks a fish but drops this beer bottle in which, strangely, butterfly effects an earthquake from barely even touching the like the ground like it's so lightly touched. Yeah, yeah, I've got a scraping that doing your coincidence, to be honest, gonna put down bad d yeah, this is the first the effects that looks really, really shit in to d as the earthquake starts, this typhoon type thing. This will pool, will pool. Yeah, and then did the bath, the used to certain we in thee. The bath and the piranha all come out of this huge kind of crack in the earth and it looks really shit as they eat him. Yeah, yes, and they don't know. They don't like a sense effect the fit. They don't know whether it did, but it made it red and mid on the black stand. Oh, no, they did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they didn't affect that was it. That was a good spot. Actually, I didn't think about that. We go to the titles. Perana, we learned that it's spring break. WHOO, spring break. We point one, yeah, which I looked up when it doesn't exist. Not, not a real not a real radio station. Now Spring Bake, screet, Spring Bake on man, I wish it was spring bake. That would be amazing. Some pies please. Spring break is a real thing. This year it was the twelve of the third to the nineteen of the third. However, I initially wrote down it was the the third of the twelve of fucking else, Spring Baker Christmas. We know American calendars. Yes, according to travel dot US Newscom the ten best spring break destinations are as follows jump cancoon, Miami Beach, Cabo St Lucas, Mordere, the Bahamas. Play at the Carmen Dante seventh circle of hell, Camden market on a bank holiday, Monday, firefest and Jeffrey Epstein's island. Ha, Ha for owing you. Just in just missed a government market. Now, didn't Miss Happen. Messed out. The barrels closing by the landlover, lower, lower, lower. FIREFEST, man, I've got to watch that again. I've been is neither locations, but you've even firefest. I've been the hall, the CAN can. Yeah, they do common in order mode, but govern govern as. Where this is filmed is lake. Lake Victoria is what it's supposed to be, but the real location was lake have a suit in Arizona. Now, John, question for you. Do you remember when we discussed lake have a zoo and it's very, very famous. English bridge? London Bridge is London Bridge. But what film did we talk about Arizona? A character goes there on a work trip. One of your favorite impressions a John as a deaf as. Hey John, I'm going to Lake Ava. Sue Do some shooting. That's five man. That did me back. Yeah, well, long, long time ago. Attendance during spring break as take the down turn in recent years. I would just shoot covid the city is declined to issue permits to large party organizers. I can wow. What is still popular, though, is the Will Jet Ski Finals and the previously hosted chilling and swilling beer festival. I'm Bob God the chill and swollen better fast of all, shout out to drunk theory, previous guests. It hasn't taken place. It's pre covid most American sounding trailer park thing ever. That man is an I is. I looked up that lie like Victoria and as a link Victoria bits in Michigan, but it's all like look at this, it is two point seven square kilometers. That's the really big at all. Actually, no, you wouldn't want it. You wouldn't want your spring bait breaking mission going to be fucking Baltic. Well, I mixed that out for that properly, so will properly a lake. Victoria is one of the African's greatest leaks and there is sixty, doesn't eight hundred, descriptilomas. Okay, well, that victory false? Of course. Yeah, especially when she's drunk. And it was it was named. It was actually been in by Queen Victoria when the was called originally, but she renamed it. Of course you did wonder way she got it. Queen Linked Victoria? Maybe she'd heard the name previously? Who knows? All these awful teens which I instantly thought, I can't wait to see them die. Oh yeah, and then, as I watched the second time, I can't wait to see them all die second time in four days. Elizabeth shoe is the sheriff. You'll seelizabeth shoe a lot these days, do you really don't? Choosing a lot of good forms and the time and say the other classmakers is amazing. Is that you're going to say, as exactly what I was looking like. Yeah, and there's one. Is it Topchica with Vlk Volcla? I'm sure she's top secrets. I don't Jack, I'm I'm sure she's in. She's the origin maming about man. She's the original girlfriend in back to the future. Yes, yes, she's ticketing this drunk driver and he hits on her, but she's got these Jiu jitsu moves. This is great, and she offers to taiser him. Now, before you say anything, John, we're not doing tasers again. No, not, but off of with dears. That that did. They can stand down, John, stand down. Jake is the sun. Kelly is his school friend. Now I'm gonna get really confused, he because instead of writing down Danny, the character's name, I've written down Kelly, Kelly Brook actors. So I yeah, I'm going to fuck this up a little bit. So listen as if you seen the film. Deal with it otherwise, John, keep me, keep me rendered. And she's, yeah, there's another person called broken as real. Yeah, she's she's going to spring break stuff. And he's not because he's not cool enough. He likes the PIXIES. Nobody likes the PIXIES, of course. Apparently, this two thousand and ten. He has this t shirt death to the PIXIES. It's an album, best of album from one thousand nine hundred and ninety seven. What's your favorite prixies album, John? I'm going to see none of them good. I would say that what I would say the best of the Beatles. This album actually made it to number six in ultra pop flanders chart. That's also pop flanders chart. I don't know what people from Belgium sound Belgium sound like Tintin. It just waffled in. That's the content I've been missing. That's she's doing all the spring breaking thing with this, with this guy who's promised backstage tickets to a thing. Kelly Brooks, talking to Laura, which is Jake's little sister. She says I like your boobs. My brother Jake would like your be later as fuck you. Now he's he's seventeen. Keep that, just keep that for now. He's seventeen. And she says they all like Bar boobs, Gafnor Dick Upene, terrible. I would leaves, but CHEBS. So you know, yeah, it's the chips. She's got the chips. She had there jasons Treatham as me on belly's Shin seed Billy's Ane, when he was going through his sean connery in Zados. There is the book of the exact same look at him engaged. Were pretty much exact same minute time, were they? But partly she brought them both off Juican fathom apart with skin and belly's in. Wanted Ay moved timmy and again she's refused him. Wow, right, okay, she likes his shirt and he likes her tits, but not her act him. She's a big PIXIES Fan, and I've written. Yeah, course you are. Pat Course, if you are still real, Brittanni, your back, it's gonna Kelly Brooks Fahm Sexiest Woman of the year two thousand and five and was in every Fahm Sexiest Woman Top one hundred, from one thousand nine hundred and ninety eight to two thousand and fifteen. That fact is brought to you by Misogyny. You know, just Y, you're away, Derek, is this character Jerry O'CONNELL, right, and he's photographing them. He's dressed like the man from del Montey, by the way. No, I really hasn't. He's a slain bowl. Yeah, but great, great fun in everything is in Oh, I don't know, progo go. Is it slavens? He was, I've rins. I fucking love sliders until I didn't, until I found out that your man, yes, Davis, is really fucking right wing. After you go see some resmoke. There was that? Yeah, why, he's also really right right John R Davis is really right wing. You'll have my acts as long as you're not Asian. No, what did you? Because bad date. That's a great boy. He browned up in that film. So right, so he obviously is a racist. He is the classically trained. Did Him Davidson's DAS Christ. It's already it's only been fifteen minutes, John, I know, already letting the back again toilet. No, Oh, let's kill the podcast now. So he's doing this wild wild girls thing. It's based on a TV show, VHS thing, called Girls Gone Wild. Oh, yeah, remember that? That was and it was where they yeah, this pervs and like a bravel. Thank you, you, stipulos. Rather Joe Francis started in one thousand nine hundred and ninety seven, and so vhs videos of young women almost always wasted, getting the tits out in exchange for things like free hats and teachers and because, yes, a big members oh Godmin has it. This did a lot in it. Or they had was beats, the gift throwing it beads. Yes, so I went to I went to our friends Josh and Amander on this one, because they are professional southern Americans. That's what they do, that's that's their job, professional southern Americans or leans. That's what yeah, and they went and they've been. They've been the Mardi Gras, they've been in New Orleans. Just came back to me and said, Mr Plant, we did a tour of the Mrdy Graham Museum. Really Sound Lik him there. And the tradition came from Europe. The beads were glass and you're supposed to give out beats to people who exhibited the traits. The color of the beads represent it. Green, gold, purple, they all mean something. They started chucking them at Mardi Graarre in the states one thousand eight hundred, probably because they were drunk and or high, and probably though thought there were snakes trying to kill them. Then somehow the women lifting their shirts became a thing, probably in the s of s, because free love and all that Shit. Now the plastic beads have been found to majorly fuck up the environment, so that's something else we got going for us. Oh thanks, Josh for giving us a little bit of insight there into Josh one way or to Joshua's man, it's the vhs we need to see. It's the VHS we threw out urvcs for we had just seen that just anute or remembers. Bro Just had already crazy things on it. Then to ye there. Yeah, each's lots of man. Now it's now you are taking me back. You are taking me back to video in a lot of Shit in the early two thousand. Yeah, easily. Yeah, man height. The Mont was long. Plead tips used to get absolutely it was a shape, but there was always the best bit ruined on the tracking because you'd paused it, but you could never get a proper look. Never got problem. Still. What was up? Sharon stone skirt because of the tracking was knackered because you'd paused it on there too long or somebody dipped over over at least at Eva Jerch on explains that he's photographing them and he needs someone local to take to the best places on the lake. He agrees to let Jake do that. That's Jake's job for tomorrow. Yeah, mother mom walks in on him watching the wild world girls website you mentioned. He's not doing anything, but she walks in on him and it's embarrassing. He's babysitting tomorrow. He's sister and I didn't realize this kid was a brother because they never really introduced him. But I was just a neighbor's kids. So that, but bast like, you're voting your book bibber scenting the cans to life. Look like the fucking children of the damned, though, ever been all fucking Aryan pair of children. That, I all, really was a masterstrate the end. Yeah, all your secrets. We know you've been rodgering the fishwife. So that night she meets up with Deputy Fallon. The always brilliant ving raimes is back for his guy third instant. Yeah, so the dead something else. And now this. Couldn't place it. Listeners put us in our place. Yeah, could. I couldn't place it my up, but he's brilliant and he's funny as fucking this. Later on he's playing it very, very seriously. Oh yeah, always, there's always into the clear, really is. So then they're looking for dry fust because he's missing. They find the boat. There's this team of seismologists incoming tomorrow to check in the quake and she's got to take them on the lake. She's reaching for the boat on the jetty. It collapses, this rotten old jet and it collapses and she falls in the water and you're like as you're gonna get paranad but she doesn't. She gets dry, for skips dry first. I lads just like this in enjoys when it when the the the dismembered body, comes into yeah, you know, you kind of like or this is a bit beat for Bee at times. She wants to close the lake because she's much better than the mare in Jews and Boris Johnson, who, of course, wanted us all to get covid and we've all had it now, John. Yeah, all at it now. Those a lot anyway. So it's anything that we heard done it. He had the immunity. But yeah, there's bad but heard of you did something, something, shitting in the bed. Could someone else do the work on that when I can't, kind of do. You know what I'm gonna I'M gonna put it out there, because I don't really seen it the back because not, who gives a fuck? Everyone's got hot take on it. I hope they're both sentenced to fucking death. The Johnny Twen book is a fucking monster and she's she's all just quite terrible human. Yeah, they're just rotten, rotten people. And they tell that thing with the fucking dogs in Australia. I still haven't got over that. That doesn't let that Sen yeah, we knew how dogs could be killed if we snook them into a country. We think we're being there rules, ever, in the proper apology right another it was not a proper apology and I love dogs. I wouldn't kill them, but I might have killed dogs just to kiss those two of that would have been good anyway. Moving them. The next day this guy jumps off a cliff. It's look and it's nothing. It's a nothing things in the morning jumps off the cliff into the water point and just a blood felt with Spurs. That's done and done. The kids are bribe by Jake Sixty Bucks and he gives them rules. Don't answer the phone or leave the house and don't say I'll be right back. A scream. That's I just watch that new one of them. Did you really? I we watched it a few weeks ago. That is like it spends the whole film nudging you in the ribs, going Ah, do your M do you remember? It's like a fucking Peter came. Thank do you remember the other film? You remember that? Can you think about a film you liked a lot more...